Pet Pagan Peeves

(Words by Rain Redknife ©1999
Tune: Favorite Things)

Fluffy teen bunnies and one-bad-book wonders;
Icky things called up by ritual blunders;
Energy leeches, no better than thieves--
These are a few of my pet Pagan peeves.

Charcoal that won't light and candles that dribble;
HP's pets whining for walkies and kibble;
Sabbats so crowded you light up your sleeves--
These are a few of my pet Pagan peeves!

When the kiddies
Ask for love spells
And I lose my he-e-e-eead,
I simply remember my pet Pagan peeves,
and then they're not just dumb,
they're dead!!!